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June 2006

'Same Sex Marriage' (to the tune of Love and Marriage)

from 'Thank God It's Friday" - ABC Radio Sydney  Comedy Current Affairs Show

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For those with no sound facilities or want to do Karaoke:

'Same-sex marriage'

Same-Sex marriage, Same-Sex marriage
Goes together like a horse and.....another horse
Underneath the covers, "Seven guys for Seven Brothers"

Firm commitments, Gays have got ‘em
Doesn't matter if you’re top or bottom,
You can feel him tensin’,
If you bring this up with Phillip Jensen

If this ban on civil unions never relaxes,
Then we think it's only fair that gays, (and lesbians) don't pay no taxes

Same-Sex weddings, that's the future,
Ditch the Bible for the Kama Sutra,
Here's a great solution:
(spoken) “As Groucho Marx once said, Marriage is a great institution”
But who wants to live in an institution!