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'personal pages' - (some occasional slightly 'adult' themes!)   
 Take Geoffrey's 'GHOST TRAIN' ride through pages 
of interesting, quirky, or just plain SILLY things!
               through pages of really silly things:  
 Just keep clicking on the little train on each page to move through the 'stations'    >>>>>
 or to get back to here, click on the 'HOME STATION':   
 



              

   
REVISITING?       'Find your favourite Station'  

SOME SAMPLES OF SILLY THINGS:

   
Fatso, The Big-Arsed Wombat! 
The Pauper's Prince!
You little beee-uuty!!!
 THE USA PAGE!!  ('The Awful Truth etc)

!!!(On going to war over religion)  “You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend.”—Rich Jeni  

on 'SAVING PRIVATE RYAN'
My favourite INTERNET chain letter!
Melbourne in winter  
NEW SONGRISE initiative: Children's book publishing POETRY CORNER! MY 'Letters to the Editors'
The Millenium Bug?  what about the YFB bug?

 

  
Sing-along with 'Plastic Jesus'   LYRICS  
                                (Warning; non 'PC' - as in 'politically Correct')  Play it now!

Children's books published by SONGRISE. Order now for your kiddies birthday!!!!

"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New Wife, Timothy"
"Pop Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Treats"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
"The Boy Who Died From Eating His Vegetables"
"Controlling the Playground: Gaining Respect and Self-Esteem Through Fear"
"You Were an Accident"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Yes Virginia, Some Kittens Can Fly"
"I Know Santa is Dead - Get Over It:
                 Report From the 12th Annual Existentialist Pre-School Conference"