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'La Petomane - La Fartise'
    The place of flatulence in the entertainment arts is a limited field of study Farting and Cabaret 1.01 is not offered at Mel­bourne University, for example. But flatus-inspired comedy abounds. From Chaucer (the Summoner’s story in The Canterbury Tales con­cerns the difficulty of dividing a fart equally among 12 friars), through Shakespeare (“A man may break a word with you, sir and words are but wind/ Ay, and break it in your face, so he break it not behind.” A Comedy of Errors) to Peter Cook and Dudley Moore (the infamous “Nurse!!” sketch springs to mind), Monty Python, Benny Hill and Beavis and Butt-head, flatulence has long had a regular presence in the top 10 of comic devices. And then there’s the whoopee cushion ...

The subject of bodily functions is usually reserved for medical texts, talk between parents and their tod­dlers, and the anally obsessed South Park. So when discussing Le Peto­mane: Turn of the Century Fartiste, a documentary about Joseph Pujol, the greatest exponent of flatulence as entertainment, the language avai­lable for the job ranges from the clinically matter-of-fact to the coy to the crudely adolescent.

When writing about this subject it is tempting to play with references to wind, the kicking of dogs in the presence of guests and the cutting of cheese. In this discussion of Le Peto­mane, a wonderfully cheeky tribute to the life, times and talents of Pujol, that temptation will be resisted as much as possible.

For those whose French does not extend to schoolyard patois, “peto­mane” combines the words for fart and mania, literally meaning “fart maniac”. But Pujol’s stage act, his deportment and the enthusiasm with which he was embraced by bourgeois theatre-goers in late 19th-century Paris gave the word a more respectable, even classy connota­tion. A fart maniac is an adolescent male to be sent away from the dinner table but a fartiste can be the droll darling of the well-heeled.

Pujol discovered his ability when, as a boy swimming in the ocean, he felt a sharp, icy sensation pierce his bowels. Returning to shore he was shocked to see a mass of water streaming from his anus and found he not only had an enormous capa­city in his bowel but also an unusual degree of control over his rectal muscles.

Years later, while in the army, he rediscovered his talent during “a night of song and cheap absinthe”, entertaining his army mates with a trombone/flatulence duet.

The late 1800s in Paris is known as ‘La Belle Epoche’, a time of peace and prosperity, leisure, passion and ex­travagance. There was a great curiosity for exotic cultures and odd creatures, a sense of awe and won­der for the world; a skill such as Pujol’s could not have better setting in which to flourish.

    In 1892, the impeccably dressed Pujol went to the Moulin Rouge, the Parisian music hall, and announced to the manager: “My anus is of such rich elasticity that I can open and shut it at will ... the unique thing about my act is the deep range of sounds I can produce.” The manager, a man named Zidler who could spot a class act from 50 metres, replied, “Do you mean you can sing through your backside? Go ahead, I’m listening!” Le Petomane Pujol’s stage-name quickly drew large crowds, outstripping those attending per­formances of the most popular actor of the time, Sarah Bernhardt.

    Dressed in red velvet coat and tails, with a discrete flap allowing him to perform without baring his rear, Le Petomane’s act included bird calls, fart effects ( ‘the bride on her wedding night”, “the dress­maker tearing two yards of calico”, “the mother-in-law”, ‘the can­non”), singing through his anus (tenor, baritone, bass, alto), playing instruments and smoking cigarettes using a length of hose. At the end of his performance he would snuff out the stage light with puffs of wind from behind.

    Women often fainted from laugh­ter watching Pujol and a man, it is said, died of a heart attack during a show after laughing so hard. The appeal of the act was broad: the leisured classes and the lower classes were regulars at Le Petomane’s shows the King of Belgium once attended incognito.

His influence on luminaries such as Sigmund Freud (who often men­tioned patients’ dreams about flatu­lence and who had a photo of Le Petomane on his consulting room wall in 1938) and the bohemian eccentric musician Erik Satie (who composed Airs to Make One Flee about the time he worked near the Moulin Rouge) is well documented.

    When Pujol died in 1945, aged 88, theatre critic Robert Gerard wrote:

‘His act cannot be properly de­scribed in a public journal. Is it enough to say he made a great clamor, yet never raised his voice?”

        Perhaps, but it could not be said that he never fluffed his lines.
                                         edited from Gordon Farrar article , The Age. Melbourne