THE ULTIMATE
ANTI-TERRORIST WEAPON!! |
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An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought the Islamic
terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the
Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they
are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell.
I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be true.
This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline flight, then
all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want
their souls to go to hell. Additionally, if we dropped/shipped, oh say,
100,000 pigs into Afghanistan, I think our recon and assault efforts may
be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!
They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water
supply with a few thousands gallons of Cosmopolitans, get them shit-faced
drunk and turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend.
Just a thought. |
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