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Subject: Jesus, rapture, and sex dolls
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ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best
described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eyewitnesses.
Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently
convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating
up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus. "She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out off the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.
"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams
said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus wasgonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said
Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released
twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his
Friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the
air in frustration, and said "Come back here," just as the Williams'' car
passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up
into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his
wife loved Jesus more than anything else. When asked for comments about
the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just too weird for
me. I never expected anything like this to happen." |
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