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"The
Day the Musical died"
Some thoughts on the death of the Broadway Musical |
SAVING
PRIVATE
RYAN . some thoughts:
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VISIT Michael Moore's 'The Awful Truth"
site:
(shown in OZ on SBS
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(BOY! Do we need this in Australia!-- Roy & HG take note!)SEE: The man who offered
to his show's endorsement to whichever presidential candidate would
go in the 'Awful truth' MOSHPIT!
SEE: The man who ran a 'Blacks only' Cab
in NYC after staging an event where Yaphet Koto (famous black actor) couldn't
get a cab, but a convicted white felon, got one first! (Late last year Danny
Glover filed suit against the City of New York after he and his daughter
were bypassed five times on a street corner when they were trying to hail a
cab)
SEE: The man
who took a laid off white worker down to Mexico, to try to get his job back,
at the 'slave labour' factory run there by the same Corporate Giant that had
sacked him. --
a bit of a reversal on "all them Hispanics coming up here to the good
old U S of A and stealin our jobs!"
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BREAKING
NEWS:
GOD OVERRULES VERDICT: Bush to be smitten later
today
BUSH SUES SANTA
And enjoy these election gems:
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BUSH
SUES SANTA
AUSTIN, TX - Dec.15 - Attorneys for Texas Governor George W. Bush
filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus
from making his list and then checking it twice. The complaint seeks
an immediate injunction against the beloved Christmas icon, asking
the court to effectively ban his traditional practice of checking
the list of good boys and girls one additional time before packing
his sleigh.
The suit, filed in the Federal District Court of Austin, Texas, asks
a federal judge to "hereby order Mr. Claus to cease and desist
all repetitive and duplicative list-checking activity, and certify
the original list as submitted, without amendment, alteration,
deletion, or other unnecessary modification."
"There are no standards for deciding who is naughty, and who is
nice. It's totally arbitrary and capricious. How many more times
does he need to check? This checking, checking, and re-checking over
and over again must stop now," said former Secretary James
Baker.
Baker further claimed that unnamed GOP observers witnessed an elf
remove all boys named Brad from the "nice" list, filing
them under "naughty" instead because "everyone knows
all boys named Brad are brats."
Gov. Bush cited the potential for unauthorized list tampering, and
blasted what he called the "fuzzy math up there at the North
Pole."
"Their security is really awful, really bad," said Bush.
"My mother just walked right in, told 'em she was Mrs. Claus.
They didn't check her ID or nothing."
Meanwhile, Dick Cheney, Gov. Bush's running mate, issued a direct
plea to St. Nick himself. "Mr. Claus, I call on you to do the
honorable thing, and quit checking your list. The children of the
world have had enough. They demand closure now," Cheney said,
adding that his granddaughter has already selected a name for the
pony that she's asked for.
Santa Claus could not be reached for comment, but a spokes-elf said
he was "deeply distressed" by news of the pending legal
action against him. "He's losing weight, and he hasn't said 'Ho
Ho Ho' for days," said the spokes-elf. "He's just not
feeling jolly." |
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GOD OVERRULES SUPREME
COURT VERDICT Bush to be smitten later today
In a stunning development this morning, God invoked the "one
nation, under God" clause of the Pledge of Allegiance to
overrule last night's Supreme Court decision that handed the White
House to George Bush.
"I'm not sure where the Supreme Court gets off," God said
this morning on a rare Today Show appearance, "but I'm sure as
hell not going to lie back and let Bush get away with this
bullshit."
"I've watched analysts argue for weeks now that the exact vote
count in Florida 'will never be known.' Well, I'm God and I DO know
exactly who voted for whom. Let's cut to the chase: Gore won Florida
by exactly 20,219 votes."
Shocking political analysts and pundits, God's unexpected verdict
overrules the official Electoral College tally and awards Florida to
Al Gore, giving him a 289-246 victory. The Bush campaign is
analyzing God's Word for possible grounds for appeal.
"God's ruling is a classic over-reach," argued Bush
campaign strategist Jim Baker. "Clearly, a divine intervention
in a U.S. Presidential Election is unprecedented, unjust, and goes
against the constitution of the state of Florida."
"Jim Baker's a jackass," God responded. "He's got
some surprises ahead of him, let me tell you. HOT ones, if you know
what I mean."
God, who provided the exact vote counts for every Florida precinct,
explained that bad balloting machinery and voter confusion were no
grounds to give the White House to "a friggin' idiot."
"Look, only 612 people in Palm Beach County voted for Buchanan.
Get real! The rest meant to vote for Gore. Don't believe me? I'll
name them: Anderson, Pete; Anderson, Sam, Jr.; Arthur, James;
Barnhardt, Ron..."
Our Lord then went on to note that he was displeased with George W.
Bush's prideful ways and announced that he would officially smite
him today. In an act of wrath unlike any reported since the Book of
Job, God has taken all of Bush's goats and livestock, stripped him
of his wealth and possessions, sold his family into slavery, forced
the former presidential candidate into hard labor in a salt mine,
and afflicted him with deep boils. |
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