Gay Quotes

  It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality.
 It's like disapproving of rain. - Francis Maude

  In response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in
 across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the
 quality of the neighbourhood. 'You could move.' ~ Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby,"

  The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. - Rita Mae  Brown
 

 My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. ~W Somerset Maugham

 If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work:
 "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~ Robin Tyler

 I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have
 to tell your mother. ~ Charles Pierce

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men
 holding guns than holding hands? ~ Ernest Gaines

The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that  the next time
the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead
of running off to Canada. - Lorne Bloch

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be a
able to shoot straight. ~ Barry Goldwater

Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. - Author Unknown
 

My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she
thought I  was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it.
 - Amanda Bear

 I was standing in the middle of Manhattan, and heard a man say "They ought to
take all these homos and put them on an island somewhere." I  said,
"Merry Christmas, Bozo, you're on it." - Jim David

  (and, of course, the ever famous quote:)

 The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362
 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't
 love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

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